touched cloth To Have your shit touch your pants. ; > Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S. ; > Josh: You mean you have touched cloth? ; > Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets. ;
touched cotton The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed. ; > We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton. ;